Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?
I KNOOOOOOOW ;-;
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
That moment when you finish writing you presentation (in Japanese) and go to celebrate (because it stressed you the f*&^ out) but realize you still have to put together your visual aid. *let the weeping commence*
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb