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Parents of little girls:  when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
Ten years later:  she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

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NOOOOOO ugh
I KNOOOOOOOW ;-;

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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That moment when you finish writing you presentation (in Japanese) and go to celebrate (because it stressed you the f*&^ out) but realize you still have to put together your visual aid. *let the weeping commence* 

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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